"The bigger the hailstones are, the more severe the storm"
- BBC News 24 weather numpty talking at 23:20 this evening about the storms he'd completely failed to predict
"Keep that umbrella handy"
- His patronising sign-off after a non-commital 'forecast'.
(I'm not a woman, nor am I gay, so I'ver never in my life kept an umbrella handy)
